A lot of games make non-gamers ask why we play video games. One of those games is Rogue Warrior, a game from Bethesda and Rebellion studios, created within one month in order to get some extra cash. It's no wonder it sucks, most of the games that have the word 'rogue' in its title are bad, the game would have even been better off with 'naughty' put in the title!
PRESENTATION
You are Richard Marcinko, a US soldier deployed in Korea to do some work. After a helicopter landing and a Korean baddie blowing up the entire thing ridiculously, everyone except Richard die, and Marcinko only has to say 'Fuck this shit, i wanna kill some commies' (a commy - a communist soldier with a rough meaning). There are absolutely no emotions to this whatsoever, and believe it or not, the story of the 2 hour long campaign lasts for 2 hours! And it costs 20 dollars! The story also retells a real life story of Richard Marcinko (he's a real life guy, but after this game, i wouldn't wanna be in his shoes). Before you waste your 2 hours on going through the game, you will encounter dozens and dozens of Korean soldiers turned so they cannot see you. It's really easy to take them out, and there's ONE good thing (i said ONE, not TWO, the ONLY good thing about this garbage shit game) and that is that the stealth take outs are interesting and there are mire than one to see, but the victims oftenly glitch out, so not all of them are neat. The enemy AI is so dumb, that they won't even notice you if they see you, if you run, if you shoot into the sky. The only time they will notice you will be when you send a small piece of iron into their heads (or into their bodies). Whenever i killed an enemy, Richard would say plenty of words that contain the word 'fuck'. At this point, the game isn't serious, it's really funny, especially because Richard's voice is lumpy. 'Fuck this, fuck that, fuckidy fucky fuck, fucking commy, fucking dick ass fucking soldiers' etc.
GRAPHICS
Brick.
MULTIPLAYER
Apsolutely no one playing the multiplayer, no servers either. Fuckidy fucking servers!
THE VERDICT
I think that Bethesda and Rebellion wanted to make us all laugh with this release, they probably didn't even invest more than 5k dollars into it. I give this 'fuck' a 2/10 because it actually has got a combat system. For more reviews, check out my blog.
PRESENTATION
You are Richard Marcinko, a US soldier deployed in Korea to do some work. After a helicopter landing and a Korean baddie blowing up the entire thing ridiculously, everyone except Richard die, and Marcinko only has to say 'Fuck this shit, i wanna kill some commies' (a commy - a communist soldier with a rough meaning). There are absolutely no emotions to this whatsoever, and believe it or not, the story of the 2 hour long campaign lasts for 2 hours! And it costs 20 dollars! The story also retells a real life story of Richard Marcinko (he's a real life guy, but after this game, i wouldn't wanna be in his shoes). Before you waste your 2 hours on going through the game, you will encounter dozens and dozens of Korean soldiers turned so they cannot see you. It's really easy to take them out, and there's ONE good thing (i said ONE, not TWO, the ONLY good thing about this garbage shit game) and that is that the stealth take outs are interesting and there are mire than one to see, but the victims oftenly glitch out, so not all of them are neat. The enemy AI is so dumb, that they won't even notice you if they see you, if you run, if you shoot into the sky. The only time they will notice you will be when you send a small piece of iron into their heads (or into their bodies). Whenever i killed an enemy, Richard would say plenty of words that contain the word 'fuck'. At this point, the game isn't serious, it's really funny, especially because Richard's voice is lumpy. 'Fuck this, fuck that, fuckidy fucky fuck, fucking commy, fucking dick ass fucking soldiers' etc.
GRAPHICS
Brick.
MULTIPLAYER
Apsolutely no one playing the multiplayer, no servers either. Fuckidy fucking servers!
THE VERDICT
I think that Bethesda and Rebellion wanted to make us all laugh with this release, they probably didn't even invest more than 5k dollars into it. I give this 'fuck' a 2/10 because it actually has got a combat system. For more reviews, check out my blog.
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